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THE CACHE VALLEY CARTEL IS PLAYING AT A SHOW NEAR YOU!!!
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It's true, folks. The Cache Valley Cartel is entering Salt Lake City with a bang! Literally... So, do you know what this means? To those of you who don't know... It means YOU CAN'T MISS OUT! Here is why:
- Rules Why You Cannot Miss Out -
Rule #1) Obviously, they're sexy. Who wouldn't want to look at sexy men all night?
Rule #2) Their music will send you onto a roller coaster of emotion. Especially when intoxicated. BEWARE.
Rule #3) They are fun to hang out with. Before and after each show, they love to get to know everybody present.
Rule #4) They sell unique and fashionable, though hardcore, merch! And sign them!
Rule #5) They pose in pictures with you!
(Photo Taken By Diana Ochsner) Example:
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| Kidd Kazmeo and his infamous Tommy Gun |
Maybe, if you show up, you get to hold it. And, maybe... Just maybe... If you show up... He'll pull you on stage and you get to sing! Don't miss out!
Love,
Jade Arlette
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