Have You Heard?

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

EXTRA, EXTRA!!!

READ ALL ABOUT IT!  

THE CACHE VALLEY CARTEL IS PLAYING AT A SHOW NEAR YOU!!!

It's true, folks.  The Cache Valley Cartel is entering Salt Lake City with a bang! Literally...  So, do you know what this means?  To those of you who don't know...  It means YOU CAN'T MISS OUT! Here is why:


- Rules Why You Cannot Miss Out -
Rule #1)  Obviously, they're sexy.  Who wouldn't want to look at sexy men all night?
Rule #2)  Their music will send you onto a roller coaster of emotion. Especially when intoxicated. BEWARE.
Rule #3)  They are fun to hang out with.  Before and after each show, they love to get to know everybody present.
Rule #4)  They sell unique and fashionable, though hardcore, merch!  And sign them!
Rule #5)  They pose in pictures with you!


(Photo Taken By Diana Ochsner)  Example:

Kidd Kazmeo and his infamous Tommy Gun

Maybe, if you show up, you get to hold it.  And, maybe... Just maybe...  If you show up... He'll pull you on stage and you get to sing!  Don't miss out!


Love,
Jade Arlette

The Introduction To A Beginning

To Whom It May Concern

Perhaps I may have forgotten an introduction to a specific member of the Cache Valley Cartel.  He has chosen to grace the Cache Valley Cartel with his musical talents, knowledge, and experience. Matt "Hitman" Howitz.

"Hitman"

     In recent shows, the Cache Valley Cartel have been attracting more and more people. They are in full swing, now, thanks to "Hitman" providing motivation to push forward.
     In the Cache Valley Cartel's recent endeavors, I have witnessed many changes to bring forth publicity and success.  Each member work relentlessly to improve their creativity, while entertaining people abroad.  I sit with them in the studio, watching them rehearse for hours.  Disagreements occur, ideas bloom, and a conclusion is made.  Regardless of the decisions formed, the Cache Valley Cartel have one goal in mind-  to entertain the people. 
     They do just that, as I watch Kidd Kazmeo pull people here and there onto the stage to sing lead in a song; as girls reach out to Viktor Shaw with desire burning in their eyes; as The Don leaps into the crowd, shredding a mean guitar solo; as Georgy Rage gazes menacingly towards his next victim; as Hitman manages to pose a smirk at every camera without missing a beat.
     The crowds go wild, and always beg for more.